Where is the eirdest place you jerked off?

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pathfinder

• Feb 7, 2007

• #1

I've got a few...

- a demo range in Afghanistan (using pictures of Chasey Lain on my Palm m500)
- in a snow suit while working the night shift at Texaco
- in the car... while driving on I95
- in a kitchen in front of three girls while playing Truth or Dare... using pineapple jelly as the "lube"

 

Gordar

• Feb 8, 2007

• #2

In a bath in a hotel room in Las Vegas...

 

racerXf1

• Feb 8, 2007

• #3

In the bathroom at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV).

 

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assman666

• Feb 8, 2007

• #4

in a car on I-35

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in a video edit suite at a college

 

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Iamforever

Banned

• Feb 8, 2007

• #5

in left center field during an all-star game. i am 100 percent for real too.

 

joka

• Feb 8, 2007

• #6

iamforever said:

in left center field during an all-star game. i am 100 percent for real too.

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Wow, must have been an exciting game.

 

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pussyman69

• Feb 8, 2007

• #7

On a forklift at work while no cunt was around!

 

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Donkey Boy

• Feb 12, 2007

• #8

While duck hunting.

 

member006

Closed Account

• Feb 12, 2007

• #9

Donkey Boy said:

While duck hunting.

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*Envisions colorful drilled out decoy*

I don't think I'll sleep tonight now.

LL:angels:

 

bigbadbrody

Banned

• Feb 12, 2007

• #10

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am still trying to figure out what the definition of the word "eirdest" is

 

Senor_Cheese35

• Feb 12, 2007

• #11

stripclub
work
target bathroom
the beach
my balcony while looking at two people have sex in the spa
in an elevator
in a library
in the spa
in a pool
on a swing set
at my friends house
in a cop car
on top of a building
outside in my frontyard
in a sauna
at the gym
at a denny's
in a park

 

bigbadbrody

Banned

• Feb 12, 2007

• #12

Senor_Cheese35 said:

stripclub
work
target bathroom
the beach
my balcony while looking at two people have sex in the spa
in an elevator
in a library
in the spa
in a pool
on a swing set
at my friends house
in a cop car
on top of a building
outside in my frontyard
in a sauna
at the gym
at a denny's
in a park

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For some odd reason, I find a lot of those pretty far fetched.

 

drdeath67

• Feb 12, 2007

• #13

Senor_Cheese35 said:

in a cop car

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So the cop eating a donut really turned you on that much huh? WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE SPANK IT IN A COP CAR?

 

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Iamforever

Banned

• Feb 12, 2007

• #14

bigbadbrody said:

For some odd reason, I find a lot of those pretty far fetched.

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drdeath67 said:

So the cop eating a donut really turned you on that much huh? WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE SPANK IT IN A COP CAR?

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i for one believe him. going on all of his threads that is.

 

bigbadbrody

Banned

• Feb 12, 2007

• #15

drdeath67 said:

So the cop eating a donut really turned you on that much huh? WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE SPANK IT IN A COP CAR?

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Why would anyone jerk in most of those places

 

Senor_Cheese35

• Feb 12, 2007

• #16

they're all true. However, just because i jerked - does not mean i cummed....

 

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dave_rhino

Closed Account

• Feb 12, 2007

• #17

Does that mean scratching your genitals in public means you jerked in public?

If you don't cum, it doesn't count.

 

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jdude

• Feb 12, 2007

• #18

When I was younger, I used to do it all sorts of places. Work, school, anywhere. Nowadays I'm pretty much a vanilla when-home-alone type of guy, but the wierdest place for me was several years ago on a family car trip...while in the car, on the highway, with my family. I pulled it off, and nobody was the wiser.:glugglug:

 

AFA

• Feb 12, 2007

• #19

While skydiving down onto Mt. Everest, so I could snowboard to the bottom.

 

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baultista

• Feb 12, 2007

• #20

Of all the strange places I tried as a kid, I gotta say the girls bathroom in highschool (long fucking story) and it was worth it!