How far would you go for a bigger dick?
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i doubt you would actually do that
Do you want to use your manhood as a squirt gun?
Yeah, a SuperSoaker 400! If I get that 14 inch cock too, then I can be the only real stud on Freaks of Cock!
I found a way to make my dick 10 inches long: folding it in half. 
According to one of the many bios on John C. Holmes, this was essentially a running joke among performers during his era. That his dick required so much blood to get fully "pumped up!" so to speak, he should pass out at any moment during a scene. Theres been several accounts where people who have met him found him to be street smart atleast, but not very intelligent. Go figure!
So the moral of this story kids is, if you want to be smart keep your 2 inches but if you want women and be quite stupid go and get the surgery.
This has been an anouncement from your friendly neighbourhood BlueBalls
is this the former **********?? What's with the name change?
anyway, I don't get this:
"since I no longer value sex as highly as I used to, I think I'd consider having a much bigger cock just because the kind of girls that I go for (nymphos) tend to like huge cocks (sad but true)"
If you DON'T value sex so much, then why consider a bigger cock to satisfy nymphos? That doesn't really make sense to me...
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To answer the question myself though, I'd go to Montana for a bigger dick.
Ok, thanks for clarifying that - I get ya now.
It's The Artist Formerly Known As Fox.
...and if he was just a bit more humble, he'd be perfect!
While I'm rarely able to get my whole cock in a girl..(which sucks cuz balls deep always feels GREAT)
I'd like a lex steele tool, sure. What would I give for it? Well gee, that's sorta hard to think about. (No pun intended) I mean.. what means the most to me, but would be easily sacrificed for the greater good of my cock? ::thinks::
I dunno. I think some sort of a lesser imp or demon would have to appear.. (with a bifurcated tail and pitchfork) and give me an offer. I havent given much thought to penile sacrificings. I'd give plenty, tho. Just the outline of that cock in my pants is enough to make MYSELF hard.
I'd like a lex steele tool, sure. What would I give for it? Well gee, that's sorta hard to think about. (No pun intended) I mean.. what means the most to me, but would be easily sacrificed for the greater good of my cock? ::thinks::
I dunno. I think some sort of a lesser imp or demon would have to appear.. (with a bifurcated tail and pitchfork) and give me an offer. I havent given much thought to penile sacrificings. I'd give plenty, tho. Just the outline of that cock in my pants is enough to make MYSELF hard.
So the moral of this story kids is, if you want to be smart keep your 2 inches but if you want women and be quite stupid go and get the surgery.
This has been an anouncement from your friendly neighbourhood BlueBalls
Or ....
"Dont let the little frankfurter run, or ruin your lives, kids."
I've never understood this fascination with so-called 'monster' cocks.
Or ....
"Dont let the little frankfurter run, or ruin your lives, kids."
Or That.
Friendly Neighbourhood BlueBalls :hatsoff:
But hedonis you could look so cool.
You could look like this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/1578329554_a92301c81c_o.png
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